ALL THE GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD…

ALL THE GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD…
1.IF A CHICK LOOK TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE (she probably is)
2. IF YOU MEET A GIRL WHO EARRINGS, MATCH HER NECKLACE, MATCH HER BRACELET, MATCH HER RING, MATCH HER NIPPLE PIERCING, MATCH HER BELLY BUTTON PIERCING, MATCH HER BELLY CHAIN, AND HER ANKLE BRACELET, AND HER TOE RING, AND HER TOE NAILS MATCH HER FINGER NAILS, AND HER FINGERNAILS ARE ACRYLIC, AND THE CHICK GREW I…T ALL HERSELF, AND SHE GOT PRETTY LEGS, AND SHE AINT NEVER SKINNED HER KNEE OR GOT A MOSQUITO BITE, AND NO CELLULITE, AND NO VARICOSE VAINS, AND HER ASS IS TIGHT, AND HER TITTIES ARE PERKY, AND THEY BOTH THE SAME SIZE, AND THEY LOOK UP AT YOU, AND SHE GOTTA NICE NECK WITH NO FAT AROUND IT, AND SHE DONT SWEAT TOO MUCH, AND HER BREATH SMELL GOOD, AND HER TEETH ALL WHITE & STRAIGHT, AND HER LIPSTICK IS ALL GOOD, AND HER EYE MAKEUP IS ALL GOOD, AND THE CHICK DONT GOT ANY WAX IN HER EAR, AND SHE GOT HER HAIR WITH NO TRACKS RUNNING DOWN THE BACK & ALL THAT…
*** YOU BETTA LIFT THAT WOMAN’S SKIRT UP CUZ HER DICK IS PROBABLY BIGGER THAN YOURS***
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